Volcano Club

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Sunday 9 January 2011

Terry's Plagiarent Orange

Now if there's one thing in life that I have a natural talent for then it's making volcano based wordsearches and if there's another thing in life that I'm good at then it's making ridiculous volcano based food. So how do you think it feels to have these two talents being used (and not used very well) to market popular Christmas confectionery products? Not very good, I can tell you.

 So Terry's you stick to what you're good at (making chocolate that looks like fruit) and I'll stick to my more volcanic talents, yeah? Also putting popping candy in something does not make it volcanic, you have to construct something that actually looks like a volcano not just shove in gimmicky sweets. And if volcanoes erupted popping candy and lava was made from chocolate, then I don't think they'd be the amazing natural disaster that they are.


Thanks to my mummy for sending me this, although it would have been nice to get some actual chocolate not just the packet.
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  1. Reddest Roar10 January 2011 at 17:45

    Hear hear; if only volcanoes spewed out confectionery, we'd all be living in a Willy Wonkan utopia. These dilettantes should leave the wordsearches to the professionals.

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