Why have volcanoes changed the nature of the internet?
Because there was an e-ruption
Why aren't there any births in Iceland?
Because it's full of geysers
Who's a volcano's favourite entertainer?
Dame Etna Everidge
What's a volcanoes' favourite food?
Molten Mowbray Pork Pies
by Hadrian 'Dame Etna Everidge' Ward