Volcano puns

Everyone loves a good pun, almost as much as I enjoy making them up. These are some recent ones with help from Hadrian and Emma.

What's a volcano's favourite Prince song?

I wanna be your lava.

What's a volcano's favourite Spice Girls song?

If you wanna be my lava.

(for people more familiar with the Spice Girls than Prince, though I don't think anyone should be associating with these people)

What's a volcano's favourite Frank Sinatra album?

Songs for swingin' lavas

Who's a volcano's favourite band?

The Modern Lavas

(maybe just judge your audience and only tell one joke on the lover/lava theme)

Who's a volcanoes favourite singer?

Johnny Ash

(from Emma aka Cake-atoa, she good as baking but not so much at the jokes)

What's a volcanoes favourite historical document?

The Magma Carte

Who's a volcanoes favourite presenter?

Magmus Magmassen

What did the man say when he was asked what he thought of ceremonies?

Pomp, eh?

What does a volcano do when it wants food for a party?

Orders a cratering company.

How do rodents travel in the water?

vole canoe

re-reading this post, I'm actually very sorry for its contents...