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Wednesday, 7 July 2010

Volcano puns

Everyone loves a good pun, almost as much as I enjoy making them up. These are some recent ones with help from Hadrian and Emma.

What's a volcano's favourite Prince song?
I wanna be your lava.

What's a volcano's favourite Spice Girls song?
If you wanna be my lava.
(for people more familiar with the Spice Girls than Prince, though I don't think anyone should be associating with these people)

What's a volcano's favourite Frank Sinatra album?
Songs for swingin' lavas

Who's a volcano's favourite band?
The Modern Lavas
(maybe just judge your audience and only tell one joke on the lover/lava theme)

Who's a volcanoes favourite singer?
Johnny Ash
(from Emma aka Cake-atoa, she good as baking but not so much at the jokes)

What's a volcanoes favourite historical document?
The Magma Carte

Who's a volcanoes favourite presenter?
Magmus Magmassen

What did the man say when he was asked what he thought of ceremonies?
Pomp, eh?

What does a volcano do when it wants food for a party?
Orders a cratering company.

How do rodents travel in the water?
vole canoe

re-reading this post, I'm actually very sorry for its contents...

10 comments:

  1. what's a volcanoes favourite type of cloud?

    an ash cloud!?!!?!?!?!!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!!?!?!

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    1. woah literal muh man

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  2. Sorry these are pretty horrible

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    1. Kinda the point lava

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    2. No, like, as far as puns go, these suck.

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  3. I'll respond aftershock wears off

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    1. El Mapache Diablo3 February 2015 at 21:23

      You are the best! lol hail satan

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