What's a volcano's favourite Prince song?
I wanna be your lava.
What's a volcano's favourite Spice Girls song?
If you wanna be my lava.
(for people more familiar with the Spice Girls than Prince, though I don't think anyone should be associating with these people)
What's a volcano's favourite Frank Sinatra album?
Songs for swingin' lavas
Who's a volcano's favourite band?
The Modern Lavas
(maybe just judge your audience and only tell one joke on the lover/lava theme)
Who's a volcanoes favourite singer?
(from Emma aka Cake-atoa, she good as baking but not so much at the jokes)
What's a volcanoes favourite historical document?
The Magma Carte
Who's a volcanoes favourite presenter?
What did the man say when he was asked what he thought of ceremonies?
What does a volcano do when it wants food for a party?
Orders a cratering company.
How do rodents travel in the water?
re-reading this post, I'm actually very sorry for its contents...